Shake-N-Chop - The most ingenious manual food chopper on planet earth

[Shake-N-Chop]

The ingenious Shake-N-Chop has finally arrived and is taking the food chopping world by storm. This is the first and only food chopper in the world that chops the food when you shake the tube. It works like magic!!! Unlike all other cloned food choppers out there, the Shake-N-Chop is 100% new and revolutionary and does not rely on any palm slapping plunger to chop the food. That can really hurt your hands. With the Shake-N-Chop, you just hold it in one hand and shake the tube. That's it...You are done!!! The food is instantly chopped. For more information, visit the Shake-N-Chop web site at: Shake-N-Chop

[Andrea]

Oh, really?

[Andrea]

Dear  Kitchen Elixir
 
I direct link was added to the end of my posting to be able to describe this unique kitchen gadget in its entirety to better describe what it looks like and "How does it Work" so that the readers can understand it better.
 
The link was removed and directed to the Kitchen AElixir instead. Could you please add the same information to the Kitchen Elixir site and add this photo?
 
It would be most appreciated. Thank you.
 
Regards,
 
Monica

Well Monica,

My website is not here for you to advertise your shitty product.

Here is what others have to say about this useless product:

The Buddha said that life is suffering and that the goal of right meditation is the easement of this suffering. That is why we have the Shake-n-Chop. This is a tube that you put food in and then shake up and down in a masturbatory motion, thereby rendering the food into the state of “chopped.”

Unlike the SlapChop, the Shake-n-Chop does not cause pain. Instead, it causes kitchen enlightenment. It is not available for purchase and the website was made by a twelve year old on summer vacation but it is clear that the Shake-n-Chop has a great future ahead of it in the manufacture of what appear to be maggots out of any prime organic material.

Hope you enjoy reading that again, Monica

[Andrea]

Why don't you remove it from your Shitty site Andrea?

I don't think so but thanks for asking!

[Andrea]

I love what CRUCHGEAR wrote. It is humorous and with a good ending. I can read it over and over and over again like th Energizer rabbit you piece of scum Andrea.

Lulz

[Andrea]

As a child psychologist, either you are very jealous, or very stupid, pick which one?

Maybe if you had analysed the situation better, you'd have realised that webmasters do not appreciate you spamming their websites. So it looks like you are the stupid one.

[Andrea]

Life is a 2-way street, You will remove the garbage and lies that you wrote, this way I will not sue you for slander and for being malicious. I know a awesome internet Attorney that will swallow you up and shut down your site ina heartbeat.

What lies are you talking about? That your product is shitty? Well, that is my opinion.

[Andrea]

I didn't spam your useless website, a link was added for readers to understand what this product is all about. I asked you politely to add a photo on your Elixir site if possible. You acted inappropriately with pure jealousy like someone rained on your parade. This is why prozac was invented

As I stated, my website is not here for you to advertise your shitty product. Why not contribute something useful instead of just talking about your product and trying to get a backlink to your website? If you want to advertise here you have to pay, just like everyone else.

[Andrea]

Your opinion doesn't count because jealousy can bring out the worst in a person. Maybe you are a kind person otherwise. Who know? But right now, you suck.

What exactly am I jealous of? The fact that you have a Shake n Chop and I don't? Or am I jealous of your stunning website? What is it?

[Andrea]

Wait a minute....This is not my product at all. I am just a press realease announcer for many products. I am not selling anything at all. No one asked anyone to send money or place an order. This was only an announcement for a new kitchen gadget. If you view the link, you cannot buy the product. This was not spam.

Well, you fail at PR!

Now fuck off!

[Andrea]

The website was not made by a 12 year old on summer vacation. I think he was 5 at the time. But it is the jealousy in your soul that resonates in your replies. Even if you were not jealous, this does not give you the right to express your opinion based on ignorance. If you actully used the product and thought it was shitty, then at least this would be legitimate

Yawn

[Andrea]

Have you ever been sued for Intenet Slander and malicious lies? Many people feel protected and cozy behind their screen and often utter nonsense all over the internet about a person or a product, until a notice arrives in their mailbox for a appointed court hearing. Please don't push your luck.

Yawn

[Andrea]

I would love to see you yawn in court when the judge gives you 15 years in the slammer for slander. I recorded all of your malicious replies and postings over the Internet. You will have a lot to yawn for in prison if you continue to keep this up. I think you should save the yawning for later, you are probably going to need it.

Yawn

[Andrea]

Btw, I know you have a shit hot lawyer and all that but:

1. Slander is spoken defamation, I think you are referring to what is know as libel.

2. It's not libel if it's true.

3. It's not libel if the statement is an opinion.

4. Your reputation has not been damaged. Well, not by me. No one even knows who you are, Monica, and you said yourself the Shake n Chop isn't even your product.

And to finish off, I am not in the US, so good luck suing me!

[Andrea]

While I was out enjoying my Saturday night, Monica continued to email me. I've received more than 20 emails from her now. Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with this woman?

Let me educate you on something about the law because it is obvious that you fail in litigiation and everything else for that matter.
 
1) I can issue a warrant for your conviction based on misconduct for obstruction of ones right to peacefully prevail in business online and/or offline. In this case, it is called Internet Slander/Libel Prosecution. It doesn't matter if you are in Paris or Cucamonga. This product carries protective grants from the WGA, in which you can be severely punished if your actions cause unjustifiable harm in any way.
 
2) It is indicative that you are trying to destroy the reputation of the product by posting a treatise of wrongful lies called slander.
 
3) There are numerous legal defense and prosecution strategies that apply to cases of libel or slander online. In the United States, one of the most powerful legal strategies for libel or slander.
 
4) The actions and misconduct you have caused so far is  subject to prosecution.

 
5) It is obvious that you have too much time on your hands. This is indicative of a person who is bored and has nothing to do all day. However, in order for you to feel an adrenaline rush, you level of education is so low that you can only act stupid and create problems for other people. As they say, an idle mind in a devils workshop. You are one step from going to prison for a very long time because I am taking your unjusitfiable actions and your obstruction of right to prevail very seriously. Read this over and over again in hell.

I'll just quote that email once, even though she sent it to me 3 times 

The most likely reason that prevents you from replying back every three minutes like before, is the fact that you are 100% guilty of your wrongful actions.

The most likely reason that prevents you from replying back every three minutes like before, is the fact that you are 100% guilty of your wrongful actions, or maybe you died...Yippee

Good luck in prison after you are convicted for 15 years. In addition, I can claim financial loss and sue you for everything you have, which is probably nothing.

This woman is hilarious. Will she ever stop?